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Front Page » NARCh Blogs
May 5, 2008
By Alex Morrison
Final Jeopardy Question: Bears, Ducks, and Beavers
Answer: What do you get when NARCh comes to Oregon?
It's wet in Portland... maybe because the rink is flooded with talent. Or, maybe because it is raining outside. Whatever the reason, we are rolling along at Indoor Goals!

The combination of mascots makes me think we are at the zoo, not the rink. Actually, looking around here, maybe we are at the zoo!

Wow, it has been 2 hours since I started writing and this is all I have (just like someone in St. Louis! Wasting time all day) (shot #1). Good games, All-star selections, talking with old friends get in the way... Geline is here from Redding. I haven't seen her in 6 years! Actually, it was here that I last saw her, and her picture is still in the 2002 Archives. Funny.

Nick just opened up some peanut M&Ms. Wow, and he offered some up to me. TEAM PLAYER! I got 2 green and 1 orange (for those of you playing along at home).

I have a great idea. We need to create a new video game: SIMS - NARCh TD Edition. You can sign teams up, deal with refs, order lunch (very important)create your own TD. I would make mine with a lot of hair, then shave his head, maybe make him a NARCh Men's player with an attitude, from somewhere in Missouri, loves the Simpsons (or maybe just an eatery from it), wow... wait, that TD really exists! (shot #2)

Someone just came up to me and informed me that due to the exchange rate, every 2 Canadian team goals only counts as 1 in the US. I then told that smart individual that with massive inflation and the tanking US dollar/goal ratio, that he should just quit and come up with something more creative.

I am spent. Nothing left in the tank to type.

Cya.






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